The True North Face Hoodie — Kim Jong Un Parody

Never stop exploring, mostly because you are strictly confined to a state-approved perimeter. Behold the ultimate gear for maintaining a freezing geopolitical climate. This Kim Jong Un parody features the icy, glowing visage of the only man who can allegedly shoot a round of 34 on an 18-hole course.

This is high-altitude alpine flex for the truly isolated. Perfect for summiting metaphorical mountains, launching unauthorized ballistic tests, or just surviving the brutal realities of international sanctions in absolute comfort. A top-tier North Korea spoof gift for anyone whose aesthetic is less "outdoor enthusiast" and more "supreme leader."

• Guaranteed to keep you completely insulated from the global economy
• Defecting in this garment immediately voids the manufacturer warranty
• Does not grant actual diplomatic immunity on your next ski trip

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.