Icy portrait of Kim Jong Un in a puffer jacket above THE NORTH FACE lettering, on a hoodie — Black

Hoodie · Weird Castle original

The True North Face Hoodie — Kim Jong Un Parody

$44.99

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Color: Black

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What you’re actually getting

Never stop exploring, mostly because you are strictly confined to a state-approved perimeter. Behold the ultimate gear for maintaining a freezing geopolitical climate. This Kim Jong Un parody features the icy, glowing visage of the only man who can allegedly shoot a round of 34 on an 18-hole course.

This is high-altitude alpine flex for the truly isolated. Perfect for summiting metaphorical mountains, launching unauthorized ballistic tests, or just surviving the brutal realities of international sanctions in absolute comfort. A top-tier North Korea spoof gift for anyone whose aesthetic is less "outdoor enthusiast" and more "supreme leader."

Guaranteed to keep you completely insulated from the global economy
Defecting in this garment immediately voids the manufacturer warranty
Does not grant actual diplomatic immunity on your next ski trip

Product specifications

Product details

Base product. Gildan 18500
Material. 50% cotton, 50% polyester. Heather Sport colors: 60% polyester, 40% cotton.
Fabric weight. 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
Fit. Classic fit
Details. Pouch pocket
Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
Ribbed cuffs and hem
Tear-away label
Decoration. Direct-to-garment (DTG) print, front

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Size guide

Gildan 18500
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