
The True North Face — Funny Kim Jong Un Parody T-Shirt
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+
- 30-day returns
- A person answers your email
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About this item
Never stop exploring, mostly because you are strictly confined to a state-approved perimeter. Behold the ultimate political meme t-shirt for maintaining a freezing geopolitical climate, featuring the icy, glowing visage of the only man who can shoot a round of 34 on an 18-hole course.
This funny Kim Jong Un parody shirt is high-altitude alpine flex for the truly isolated. Perfect for summiting metaphorical mountains, launching unauthorized ballistic tests, or just surviving the brutal realities of international sanctions in absolute comfort.
- Guaranteed to keep you completely insulated from the global economy
- Defecting while wearing this immediately voids the manufacturer warranty
- The ultimate dark humor gift for anyone trying to survive a new cold war
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
Size guide
True to size, unisex fit. Measurements are the garment laid flat, in inches.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |


