The True North Face Hoodie — Kim Jong Un Parody

Never stop exploring, mostly because you are strictly confined to a state-approved perimeter. Behold the ultimate gear for maintaining a freezing geopolitical climate. This Kim Jong Un parody features the icy, glowing visage of the only man who can allegedly shoot a round of 34 on an 18-hole course.

This is high-altitude alpine flex for the truly isolated. Perfect for summiting metaphorical mountains, launching unauthorized ballistic tests, or just surviving the brutal realities of international sanctions in absolute comfort. A top-tier North Korea spoof gift for anyone whose aesthetic is less "outdoor enthusiast" and more "supreme leader."

• Guaranteed to keep you completely insulated from the global economy
• Defecting in this garment immediately voids the manufacturer warranty
• Does not grant actual diplomatic immunity on your next ski trip

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.