Unpaid Domestic Decathlon Blanket — Funny Mom Household Chores
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Size: 50" × 60"
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About this item
You have been training your entire adult life for this moment, entirely against your will. Welcome to the ultimate test of human endurance, where the arena is a kitchen you just cleaned ten minutes ago and the grand prize is getting to do it all again tomorrow. A highly accurate funny gift for exhausted parents, spouses, and roommates, this honors the elite athletes of carrying all the groceries in one trip and performing high-stakes negotiations with a screaming toddler. Step up to the podium. Your shift started when you woke up and ends when you finally die.
- Event 1: Competitive aggressive sighing.
- Event 2: Freestyle thermostat defense.
- Event 3: Endurance laundry relocation.
- Doping with lukewarm tap water is strictly permitted.
The ultimate trophy for surviving another grueling day of domestic servitude.
Product details
- Material. 100% polyester, 1/8" (3mm) thick, sherpa backing
- Details. One-sided print with a plush sherpa reverse
Hemmed edges
50" x 60" throw - Decoration. All-over sublimation, one side
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