The Unpaid Domestic Decathlon Hoodie — Funny Mom Household Chores
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About this item
You have been training your entire adult life for this moment, entirely against your will. Welcome to the ultimate test of human endurance, where the arena is a kitchen you just cleaned ten minutes ago and the grand prize is getting to do it all again tomorrow. The perfect funny adulting gift for exhausted parents, reluctant grown-ups, and anyone whose daily routine feels like an extreme sport.
This sarcastic novelty hoodie is for the elite athletes of carrying all the groceries in one trip, performing high-stakes negotiations with a screaming toddler, and possessing the sheer stamina required to scrub a mystery stain out of the carpet. Step up to the podium. Your shift started when you woke up and ends when you finally die.
- Event 1: Competitive aggressive sighing.
- Event 2: Freestyle thermostat defense.
- Event 3: Endurance laundry relocation.
- Doping with lukewarm tap water is strictly permitted.
Features a comfortable classic fit for all your daily trials. Ships fast so you can start complaining sooner.
Product details
- Base product. Independent Trading Company IND4000
- Material. 70% cotton, 30% polyester (the manufacturer notes fabric composition varies)
- Fabric weight. 10 oz/yd² (340 g/m²)
- Fit. Classic fit
- Details. Fleece lined hood
Split stitch double-needle sewing on all seams
1x1 ribbing at cuffs and waistband
Tear away label - Decoration. Direct-to-garment (DTG) print, front
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Size guide
Independent Trading Company IND4000
Compare with a garment you own, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the garment, not around your body. Measurements are approximate.
| Size | Chest width in / cm | Body length in / cm |
|---|---|---|
| S | 21 / 53.3 | 28.5 / 72.4 |
| M | 23 / 58.4 | 29.5 / 74.9 |
| L | 24.5 / 62.2 | 30.5 / 77.5 |
| XL | 26.5 / 67.3 | 31.5 / 80.0 |
| 2XL | 27.5 / 69.9 | 32.5 / 82.6 |
