Transylvanian Lick — Funny Dracula Bootleg Poster
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. delivery
- 30-day returns
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About this item
The prince of darkness didn't cross oceans of time for your iron-deficient blood. He crossed them because you got sloppy and flashed a solid-gold Day-Date in the wrong part of Wallachia. The fog, the cape, and the hypnotic gaze are all just premium misdirection for a petty street mugging.
Rendered in unapologetic 90s parking-lot bootleg glory, this funny Dracula poster takes the apex predator of gothic horror and reduces him to a common pickpocket with exceptional sleight of hand. Immortality is expensive, and castles do not heat themselves. A perfect piece of cursed wall art for anyone whose Venn diagram of vampire lore and street crime is a perfect circle.
- Does not reflect current Transylvanian street value
- Garlic will not protect your jewelry
- Bite marks strictly used as a distraction technique
- An excellent gothic vampire gift that legally cannot break into your house
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
