Transylvanian Lick 90s Bootleg Vampire Shirt

The prince of darkness didn't cross oceans of time for your iron-deficient blood. He crossed them because you got sloppy and flashed a solid-gold watch in the wrong part of Wallachia. Rendered in unapologetic 90s parking-lot bootleg glory, this funny vampire shirt takes the apex predator of gothic horror and reduces him to a common pickpocket with exceptional sleight of hand. Immortality is expensive, and castles do not heat themselves.

• Does not reflect current Transylvanian street value
• Garlic will not protect your jewelry from a targeted mugging
• Bite marks strictly used as a distraction technique

Retail fit for nocturnal escapades.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.

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