Tuck Em In T-Shirt — Funny Bearded Man Smoking Cigar

They decided to sleep on you. The polite thing to do is make sure they never wake up. We are not saying you should commit aggravated hospitality, we are just saying a good host always provides a very heavy dirt blanket.

A stark monochrome warning sign for anyone mistaking your silence for weakness. Complete with a violently purple cigar, because if you are going to put a rival to bed permanently, you might as well accessorize for the occasion.

• Not an admission of premeditation in a court of law.
• Lullabies and shovels sold separately.
• HR would really prefer you just send a passive-aggressive follow-up email.
• Purple cigar indicates a statistically significant risk of unhinged behavior.