Typa Shit I Been On Sticker — Funny Pony Dirt Bike

You cannot explain the unhinged majesty of a miniature horse in a cape doing a twelve o'clock wheelie, you can only channel it. This is the exact energy required to survive the current timeline: absolutely reckless, aggressively tiny, and completely airborne.

Perfect for answering "what have you been up to lately?" without having to explain your chaotic life choices or why your credit score just tanked. There is no need for self-reflection when you are busy popping a sick one on a two-stroke.

• Zero (0) horsepower, one (1) pony-power.
• Cape is a severe entanglement hazard near moving spokes.
• The official uniform of making terrible choices with immense confidence.