Unblinking Survival Rabbit Hoodie — Corporate Burnout Gift

You know the classic office trope. The little sleepy cartoon rabbit begging for 'five more minutes' before the day starts. We took that rabbit, showed it the Q3 restructuring roadmap, and now its eyes are pinned open in a permanent state of raw, unblinking psychological survival. It no longer wants five more minutes; it wants to know if the severance package covers out-of-network therapy.

This is the ultimate passive-aggressive wardrobe staple for the modern knowledge worker. Wear it silently on your webcam during mandated wellness seminars and mandatory fun committee meetings. It communicates your exact level of institutional dread without technically violating a single clause of the employee handbook.

• Guaranteed to make your middle manager actively avoid eye contact
• The perfect visual aid for your next performance review
• Not legally responsible for sudden and unexplained career pivots
• HR cannot formally cite you for wearing a cartoon rabbit's trauma

A classic fit essential designed to get you through freezing office AC and remote work survival.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.