Unblinking Survival Traumatized Rabbit Funny Corporate Tee

You know the classic office trope. The little sleepy cartoon rabbit holding a cup, begging for 'five more minutes' before the day starts. We took that rabbit, showed it the Q3 restructuring roadmap, and now its eyes are pinned open in a permanent state of raw, unblinking psychological survival. It no longer wants five more minutes; it wants to know if the severance package covers out-of-network therapy. Wear this funny corporate burnout tee to your next mandatory fun committee meeting and let it do the talking.

• Guaranteed to make your middle manager actively avoid eye contact
• Communicates your exact level of institutional dread without violating the employee handbook
• Not legally responsible for sudden and unexplained career pivots
• HR cannot formally cite you for a cartoon rabbit's facial expression

A genuinely comfortable, retail-ready fit for surviving another pointless morning stand-up.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.