
Unblinking Survival Traumatized Rabbit Funny Corporate Tee
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+
- 30-day returns
- A person answers your email
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About this item
You know the classic office trope. The little sleepy cartoon rabbit holding a cup, begging for 'five more minutes' before the day starts. We took that rabbit, showed it the Q3 restructuring roadmap, and now its eyes are pinned open in a permanent state of raw, unblinking psychological survival. It no longer wants five more minutes; it wants to know if the severance package covers out-of-network therapy. Wear this funny corporate burnout tee to your next mandatory fun committee meeting and let it do the talking.
- Guaranteed to make your middle manager actively avoid eye contact
- Communicates your exact level of institutional dread without violating the employee handbook
- Not legally responsible for sudden and unexplained career pivots
- HR cannot formally cite you for a cartoon rabbit's facial expression
A genuinely comfortable, retail-ready fit for surviving another pointless morning stand-up.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
Size guide
True to size, unisex fit. Measurements are the garment laid flat, in inches.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |