Unleaded Electrolytes T-Shirt — Funny Gasoline Sports Drink

Hydration is for the weak; combustion is for the committed. When your resting heart rate sounds like a two-stroke engine and you sweat pure diesel, standard water simply will not cut it. This funny gym t-shirt is for the aggressively parched who run dangerously hot and might ignite upon impact. Let everyone in the weight room know your fluid delivery system is fueled by pure horsepower.

• Not recommended for indoor use, open flames, or biological lifeforms.
• May cause spontaneous exhaust emissions during heavy lifts.
• Electrolytes have been completely replaced with unadulterated octane.
• Do not attempt to pass a smog check after chest day.

An essential piece for anyone whose internal engine runs hot.