Unpaid Domestic Decathlon Poster — Funny Chore Art Print

Welcome to the world’s most grueling, least-compensated endurance sport. This claymation-style art print honors the heavyweight champions of the unpaid domestic labor force, competing daily in the 400-meter laundry haul and the freestyle bleach-huffing event for absolutely zero prize money or broadcast rights. It is the perfect funny wall decor for moms, stay-at-home parents, or anyone carrying fifty pounds of damp cotton while a dependent casually asks what is for dinner.

• Sanctioned by the International Federation of Unpaid Labor.
• Performance-enhancing substances (caffeine, pure spite) are heavily encouraged.
• Scoring is entirely based on how much guilt can be successfully leveraged.
• Winner receives the prestigious prize of doing it all again tomorrow.

High-quality poster print ideal for your laundry room, kitchen, or wherever you disassociate. Ships rolled, frame not included.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.