Unpaid Domestic Decathlon Sticker — Funny Chore Decal

Welcome to the world’s most grueling, least-compensated endurance sport. This claymation masterpiece honors the heavyweight champions of the unpaid domestic labor force, competing daily in the 400-meter laundry haul and the freestyle bleach-huffing event for absolutely zero prize money or broadcast rights.

You think you know peak human athletic performance? Try carrying fifty pounds of damp cotton, an industrial mop, and three bottles of toxic degreaser up a flight of stairs while a dependent casually asks what's for dinner. Slap this funny chore sticker on your water bottle or laptop to rep the only amateur athletic league where the medals are just lingering resentment and cracked cuticles.

• Sanctioned by the International Federation of Unpaid Labor.
• Performance-enhancing substances (caffeine, pure spite) are heavily encouraged.
• Scoring is entirely based on how much guilt can be successfully leveraged.
• Winner receives the prestigious prize of doing it all again tomorrow.

Kiss-cut sticker. 100% durable vinyl. Kiss-cut to shape with the backing left intact. Glossy finish. Indoor decor — not waterproof. UV print, kiss-cut.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.