Unsolved Resume Gaps Hoodie — Funny Unsolved Mysteries Resume Gap

Channeling the chrome-plated dread of 1980s true crime television, this piece treats your employment history with the sinister reverence it deserves. Let the hiring manager wonder if you are a flight risk, a victim of alien abduction, or just someone who really needed a nap.

• Update Robert Stack on your LinkedIn profile
• Do not attempt to apprehend the missing six months
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