Unsolved Resume Gaps Sticker — Funny Unsolved Mysteries Resume Gap
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+ — add this and $15.01 more
- 30-day returns
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About this item
Channeling the chrome-plated dread of 1980s true crime television, this piece treats your employment history with the sinister reverence it deserves. Let the hiring manager wonder if you are a flight risk, a victim of alien abduction, or just someone who really needed a nap.
- Update Robert Stack on your LinkedIn profile
- Do not attempt to apprehend the missing six months
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Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.