User Hostile Design Hat — Funny Tech & UX Trucker Cap

Silicon Valley spends billions engineering interfaces that trap, manipulate, and actively exhaust the consumer. We figured it was time to streamline the process and build those dark patterns directly into your personality with this funny printed trucker cap. Featuring a rabid, dial-up era mascot violently tearing through a wireframe, this User Hostile Design cap is a legally binding warning to anyone attempting to initiate small talk.

You aren't "quirky" or "protecting your peace." Your interpersonal architecture is intentionally designed to be a friction-heavy, antagonistic labyrinth. If someone tries to interact with you in public, they will be forced to click through three unskippable pop-ups and locate a microscopic, low-contrast 'close' button just to get a nod. The perfect gift for cynical software engineers, UX/UI designers, and chronically online tech workers.

• Features spontaneous crashing, high latency, and actively refusing third-party cookies.
• Attempting to cancel a conversation requires mailing a notarized letter to an offshore retention specialist.
• Basic empathy locked behind an unannounced premium subscription tier.

Yupoong 6606 retro trucker cap. 74% polyester, 26% cotton. Mid profile, six-panel structured snapback. Permacurv® visor. Mesh back. DTF (direct-to-film) print, front panel.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.