you don't need therapy Hoodie — Funny Gym Humor

Why unpack your childhood trauma when you can just add another forty-five on each side of the bar? This classical marble rendering of a cheerful retro cloud is here to deliver the exact coping mechanism that will eventually rupture a disc and alienate your loved ones.

Perfect for the guy who cries in the shower but crushes it on the bench press. Let a smiling meteorological phenomenon on a rainbow remind everyone that the only acceptable way to process grief is by getting an insane pump.

• Does not cure depression, only makes your arms look huge while you have it
• Rainbow base guaranteed to confuse people about your vibe
• Visually confirms that feelings are just weakness leaving the body
• Not a substitute for a licensed professional, but significantly cheaper