You Sure About That — Sticker

The 90s bootleg rap aesthetic was built to memorialize titans of industry and fallen legends. We have repurposed it to deify a man having a loud, highly publicized nervous breakdown over a door that opens both ways. Because when the algorithm tells you your data is safe and the corporate email says the layoffs are actually a positive restructuring, the only appropriate response is aggressive, bug-eyed skepticism.

Consider this the patron saint of the unoptimized. Wear it to your next quarterly performance review when HR insists the new return-to-office mandate is actually for your mental health. Let the giant floating, airbrushed heads of a screaming comedian do the heavy lifting while you stare unblinkingly at management.

• Does not include a sloppy steak
• Not responsible for injuries sustained while pushing a pull door
• Aesthetic clinically proven to induce defensive backpedaling
• If management asks if you are a team player, point to the graphic

Everything is printed to order — your item is made after you buy it. Production takes 2–7 business days, then 3–5 in transit (U.S.) or 10–20 international. Most U.S. orders arrive within 5–12 days, with tracking emailed when it ships.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy.