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Bureau of Empty Calories

Everything in the building that turned out to be about this. Assembled automatically, because enough of it accumulated to be worth a shelf.

7 products
Stuffed Crust T-Shirt — Pizza Hut Brand Parody Fast Food Internet — Black Stuffed Crust T-Shirt — Pizza Hut Brand Parody Fast Food Internet $24.99 Stuffed Crust Sticker — Pizza Hut Brand Parody Fast Food Internet — White Stuffed Crust Sticker — Pizza Hut Brand Parody Fast Food Internet $4.99 Stuffed Crust Hoodie — Pizza Hut Brand Parody Fast Food Internet — Black Stuffed Crust Hoodie — Pizza Hut Brand Parody Fast Food Internet $59.99 A purple fast food mascot looking trippy on the I Hate Being Sober hoodie. I Hate Being Sober Hoodie - Psychedelic Grimace Sweatshirt $59.99 Psychedelic sticker of a purple fast food mascot looking trippy with the text I Hate Being Sober I Hate Being Sober Grimace Sticker — Psychedelic Fast Food $4.99 Psychedelic purple fast food mascot on a shirt that reads I Hate Being Sober I Hate Being Sober Shirt - Psychedelic Grimace Meme $24.99 Dino nugget with a stern human face bleeding ketchup onto I AM THE APEX PREDATOR, on a hoodie — Black Mechanically Separated Apex Hoodie — Funny Dino Nugget Apex Predator $44.99