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Office of Childhood Regression

Everything in the building that turned out to be about this. Assembled automatically, because enough of it accumulated to be worth a shelf.

16 products
Hoodie showing a retro children's book style illustration of Teletubbies Ghostface smoking weed in a daisy meadow. Slasher Tubby Time Hoodie — Funny Teletubbies Ghostface Smoking Weed $59.99 The Fathers of Grunge Sticker — 90s Sitcom Mashup — White The Fathers of Grunge Sticker — 90s Sitcom Mashup $4.99 Tamagotchi-style keychain toy whose pixel pet is a smiling tapeworm, on a sticker — White Virtual Tapeworm Sticker — Funny Tamagotchi Parody $4.99 Tony Hawk Soundtrack Scholar T-Shirt — Hawk's Pro Skater Thps White — Black Tony Hawk Soundtrack Scholar T-Shirt — Hawk's Pro Skater Thps White $24.99 Tony Hawk Soundtrack Scholar Sticker — Hawk's Pro Skater Thps White — White Tony Hawk Soundtrack Scholar Sticker — Hawk's Pro Skater Thps White $4.99 Tony Hawk Soundtrack Scholar Hoodie — Hawk's Pro Skater Thps Nostalgia — Black Tony Hawk Soundtrack Scholar Hoodie — Hawk's Pro Skater Thps Nostalgia $59.99 You R Gay T-Shirt — Toys Us Geoffrey Giraffe 90S Nostalgia Parody — Black You R Gay T-Shirt — Toys Us Geoffrey Giraffe 90S Nostalgia Parody $24.99 A retro food pyramid mascot skateboarding, representing recalled 90s diet propaganda on a sticker. Recalled Food Pyramid Sticker — 90s Diet Propaganda $4.99 Recalled Food Pyramid Hoodie - 90s Skate Propaganda — Black Recalled Food Pyramid Hoodie - 90s Skate Propaganda $59.99 A funny graphic t-shirt featuring a fat mouse parody named Stuart Big riding a red heavy-duty mobility scooter. Stuart Big T-Shirt - Fat Mouse Mobility Scooter Parody $24.99 An 80s retro star graphic parodying a public service announcement that reads The Less I Know The Better The Less I Know The Better Sticker — 80s Retro PSA Parody $4.99 A graphic parody hoodie mashing up a gentle 90s children's TV host with Stone Cold Steve Austin Stone Cold Steve Hoodie — Funny 90s TV Wrestling Mashup $59.99 Toys R Us style bouncy letters spelling CURSES with a pentagram star, on a hoodie — Black Cheerful Curses Hoodie — Funny Toys R Us Parody $59.99 Toys R Us style bouncy letters spelling CURSES with a pentagram star, on a sticker — White Cheerful Curses Sticker — Funny Toys R Us Parody $4.99 Tamagotchi-style keychain toy whose pixel pet is a smiling tapeworm, on a t-shirt — Black Virtual Tapeworm T-Shirt — Funny Tamagotchi Parody $24.99 Nintendo Mii-style avatar brandishing a giant glowing cigarette over chrome lettering, on a hoodie — Black Mii Need A Cigarette Hoodie — Funny Nintendo Mii Parody $44.99