Weird Castle

Stickers

Stickers for people who read the footnotes, screenshot the terms of service, and can't stop posting about it. Weird Castle stickers are deadpan-official documents, fake warning labels, unsanctioned seals of approval, blunt-force opinions, and satirical dispatches from the institutions that run your life — slapped flat onto 3-inch vinyl. Gag gifts for the chronically online, the terminally informed, the power-watchers, and anyone who needs to mark their laptop with something that will make a coworker silently stare and then quietly not ask. Each one has a specific target and says the quiet part out loud. No cute animals. No vibes. Just receipts.These are meme stickers with a thesis — absurdist merch that punches up at corporations, governments, billionaires, and the general architecture of the bit. Funny stickers for water bottles, laptop stickers for the politically unhinged, satirical decals for people who think 'disruptive' is a threat, not a pitch deck. If you've been looking for stickers that feel like a declassified memo stapled to a bathroom wall, welcome. Authorized personnel only.

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A retro 1930s rubber-hose style pressure cooker sweating profusely with the text Currently Stable. Currently Stable Sticker — Funny Mental Health Decal $4.99 Literally Crushing It funny burnout sticker designed for laptops and water bottles Literally Crushing It Sticker — Funny Corporate Burnout Decal $4.99 Deferred Maintenance — Funny Crash Test Dummy Sticker Deferred Maintenance — Funny Crash Test Dummy Sticker $4.99 Still Unpacking Sticker — Funny Mental Health Therapy Decal Still Unpacking Sticker — Funny Mental Health Therapy Decal $4.99 Minimum Viable Product Skeleton Sticker — Funny Tech Decal Minimum Viable Product Skeleton Sticker — Funny Tech Decal $4.99 Liquid Asset Nacho Cheese Sticker — Funny Finance Meme Liquid Asset Nacho Cheese Sticker — Funny Finance Meme $4.99 Stay Informed — Funny Doomscrolling Sticker Stay Informed — Funny Doomscrolling Sticker $4.99 Team Player Pelican Sticker — Funny Office Burnout Decal Team Player Pelican Sticker — Funny Office Burnout Decal $4.99 Still Processing Bomb Bird Sticker - Funny Mental Health Decal Still Processing Bomb Bird Sticker - Funny Mental Health Decal $4.99 Become Ungovernable Raccoon Sticker — Funny Trash Panda Meme Become Ungovernable Raccoon Sticker — Funny Trash Panda Meme $4.99 Mandated Serenity — Funny CALM Anxiety Mascot Sticker Mandated Serenity — Funny CALM Anxiety Mascot Sticker $4.99 Polymer Pete Microplastics Sticker - Permanent Bloodstream Residency Polymer Pete Microplastics Sticker - Permanent Bloodstream Residency $4.99 Stand Your Groundcover Sticker — Funny HOA Lawn Care Stand Your Groundcover Sticker — Funny HOA Lawn Care $4.99 Healthy Inflation Sticker - Funny Federal Reserve Money Printer Decal Healthy Inflation Sticker - Funny Federal Reserve Money Printer Decal $4.99 Inflation Contained — Funny Federal Reserve Meme Sticker Inflation Contained — Funny Federal Reserve Meme Sticker $4.99 Student Intake Procedure Sticker — Funny College Debt Decal Student Intake Procedure Sticker — Funny College Debt Decal $4.99 Jerome Chief Liquidity Officer - Funny Federal Reserve Sticker Jerome Chief Liquidity Officer - Funny Federal Reserve Sticker $4.99 Student Processing Unit Sticker - Funny Dystopian School Decal Student Processing Unit Sticker - Funny Dystopian School Decal $4.99 Spreading Democracy — Funny Political Satire Sticker Spreading Democracy — Funny Political Satire Sticker $4.99 Standard Academic Protocol — Funny College Safety Card Sticker Standard Academic Protocol — Funny College Safety Card Sticker $4.99 Premium Unverified Claims — Funny Fake News Rat Sticker Premium Unverified Claims — Funny Fake News Rat Sticker $4.99 Fully Grown Adult Sticker - Funny Millennial Existential Decal Fully Grown Adult Sticker - Funny Millennial Existential Decal $4.99 SENIOR EDITOR, TALK PAGE DISPUTES — Sticker SENIOR EDITOR, TALK PAGE DISPUTES — Sticker $4.99 RE-ASSESSED Stamp Sticker — Funny Bureaucratic Decal RE-ASSESSED Stamp Sticker — Funny Bureaucratic Decal $4.99
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