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The Haunting Department

The castle's home-turf holiday. Basement lore leaks upstairs all month and nobody upstairs acknowledges it. Printed to order, shipped with tracking, haunted only in the ways stated on the listing.

69 products
Screaming green ghost trapped inside a Ziploc-style sandwich bag branded RIPLOC, on a sticker — White Riploc Soul Storage Sticker — Funny Ziploc Parody $4.99 Empty Take One Halloween candy bowl in a museum dome, plaque: Took It All, on a sticker — White The Took It All Exhibit Sticker — Funny Halloween Candy Bowl Exhibit $4.99 Ouija board planchette beaming a glowing Hot Ghosts Near You pop-up ad, on a sticker — White Hot Local Poltergeists Sticker — Funny Ouija Board Pop-Up Ad $4.99 Sheet ghost ripping a ghost bong made from a brass urn: Smoking That Ancestor Pack, on a sticker — White Urn Pack Bong Rip Sticker — Funny Ghost Bong Rip Urn $4.99 Sheet ghost ripping a ghost bong made from a brass urn: Smoking That Ancestor Pack, on a t-shirt — Black Smoking That Urn Pack T-Shirt — Funny Ghost Bong Rip Urn $24.99 Sheet ghost ripping a ghost bong made from a brass urn: Smoking That Ancestor Pack, on a hoodie — Black Smoking The Urn Pack Hoodie — Ghost Bong Rip Weed Meme $59.99 Ouija board planchette beaming a glowing Hot Ghosts Near You pop-up ad, on a t-shirt — Black Hot Local Poltergeists T-Shirt — Funny Ouija Board Pop-Up Ad $24.99 Ouija board planchette beaming a glowing Hot Ghosts Near You pop-up ad, on a hoodie — Black Hot Local Poltergeists Hoodie — Funny Ouija Board Pop-Up Ad $59.99 Toys R Us style bouncy letters spelling CURSES with a pentagram star, on socks Cheerful Curses Socks — Funny Toys R Us Parody $26.99 Toys R Us style bouncy letters spelling CURSES with a pentagram star, on a t-shirt Cheerful Curses T-Shirt — Funny Toys R Us Parody $24.99 Toys R Us style bouncy letters spelling CURSES with a pentagram star, on a hoodie — Black Cheerful Curses Hoodie — Funny Toys R Us Parody $59.99 Toys R Us style bouncy letters spelling CURSES with a pentagram star, on a sticker — White Cheerful Curses Sticker — Funny Toys R Us Parody $4.99 Toys R Us style bouncy letters spelling CURSES with a pentagram star, on a mug Cheerful Curses Mug — Funny Toys R Us Parody $21.99 Chrome-shiny pumpkin head businessman in a suit striding with a briefcase, on a t-shirt Hollow Middle Management T-Shirt — Funny Pumpkin Head Businessman $24.99 Chrome-shiny pumpkin head businessman in a suit striding with a briefcase, on a hoodie Hollow Middle Management Hoodie — Funny Pumpkin Head Businessman $59.99 Chrome-shiny pumpkin head businessman in a suit striding with a briefcase, on a sticker Hollow Middle Management Sticker — Funny Pumpkin Head Businessman $4.99 Chrome-shiny pumpkin head businessman in a suit striding with a briefcase, on a mug Hollow Middle Management Mug — Funny Pumpkin Head Businessman $21.99 Leatherface revving a bloody chainsaw under He's From Texas, I Can Tell, on a t-shirt Support Local Texas Butchers T-Shirt — Funny Leatherface $24.99 Leatherface revving a bloody chainsaw under He's From Texas, I Can Tell, on a hoodie Support Local Texas Butchers Hoodie — Funny Leatherface $59.99 Leatherface revving a bloody chainsaw under He's From Texas, I Can Tell, on a poster Support Local Texas Butchers Poster — Funny Leatherface $34.99 Leatherface revving a bloody chainsaw under He's From Texas, I Can Tell, on a sticker Support Local Texas Butchers Sticker — Funny Leatherface $4.99 Leatherface revving a bloody chainsaw under He's From Texas, I Can Tell, on a mug Support Local Texas Butchers Mug — Leatherface He's from Texas Parody $21.99 Caped vampire with a jack-o'-lantern candy bucket: As if you could out Halloween me, on a poster Spooky Season Apex Predator Poster — Funny Vampire Halloween Brag $34.99 Caped vampire with a jack-o'-lantern candy bucket: As if you could out Halloween me, on a hoodie Spooky Season Apex Predator Hoodie — Funny Vampire Halloween Brag $59.99