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Invented by the machine this morning. Approved by one reluctant human. Gone when we say so.

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Chrome-shiny pumpkin head businessman in a suit striding with a briefcase, on a sticker — White Hollow Middle Management Sticker — Funny Pumpkin Head Businessman $4.99 Chrome-shiny pumpkin head businessman in a suit striding with a briefcase, on a mug Hollow Middle Management Mug — Funny Pumpkin Head Businessman $21.99 Leatherface revving a bloody chainsaw under He's From Texas, I Can Tell, on a t-shirt — Black Support Local Texas Butchers T-Shirt — Funny Leatherface $24.99 Leatherface revving a bloody chainsaw under He's From Texas, I Can Tell, on a hoodie — Black Support Local Texas Butchers Hoodie — Funny Leatherface $59.99 Leatherface revving a bloody chainsaw under He's From Texas, I Can Tell, on canvas wall art — 0.75'' Support Local Texas Butchers Canvas — Funny Leatherface $59.99 Leatherface revving a bloody chainsaw under He's From Texas, I Can Tell, on a poster Support Local Texas Butchers Poster — Funny Leatherface $34.99 Leatherface revving a bloody chainsaw under He's From Texas, I Can Tell, on a sticker — White Support Local Texas Butchers Sticker — Funny Leatherface $4.99 Leatherface revving a bloody chainsaw under He's From Texas, I Can Tell, on a mug Support Local Texas Butchers Mug — Leatherface He's from Texas Parody $21.99 Caped vampire with a jack-o'-lantern candy bucket: As if you could out Halloween me, on a poster Spooky Season Apex Predator Poster — Funny Vampire Halloween Brag $34.99 Caped vampire with a jack-o'-lantern candy bucket: As if you could out Halloween me, on a hoodie — Black Spooky Season Apex Predator Hoodie — Funny Vampire Halloween Brag $59.99 Caped vampire with a jack-o'-lantern candy bucket: As if you could out Halloween me, on a mug Spooky Season Apex Predator Mug — Funny Vampire Halloween Brag $21.99 Caped vampire with a jack-o'-lantern candy bucket: As if you could out Halloween me, on a t-shirt — Black Spooky Season Apex Predator Shirt — Funny Vampire Halloween Brag $24.99 Caped vampire with a jack-o'-lantern candy bucket: As if you could out Halloween me, on a sticker — White Spooky Season Apex Predator Sticker — Funny Vampire Halloween Brag $4.99 Caped vampire with a jack-o'-lantern candy bucket: As if you could out Halloween me, on canvas wall art — 0.75'' Spooky Season Apex Predator Canvas — Funny Vampire Halloween Brag $59.99 Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees posing arm in arm, both flipping the middle finger, on a t-shirt — Black Final Girl T-Shirt — Funny Michael Myers and Jason Slasher Parody $24.99 Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees posing arm in arm, both flipping the middle finger, on a hoodie — Black Final Girl Hoodie — Funny Michael Myers and Jason Slasher Parody $59.99 Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees posing arm in arm, both flipping the middle finger, on a sticker — White Final Girl Sticker — Funny Michael Myers and Jason Slasher Parody $4.99 Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees posing arm in arm, both flipping the middle finger, on a mug Final Girl Mug — Funny Michael Myers and Jason Slasher Parody $21.99 Golf ball on a tee with the Titleist script logo rewritten to read Elitist, on a t-shirt — Black Elitist Golf Parody T-Shirt — Funny Titleist Parody $24.99 Golf ball on a tee with the Titleist script logo rewritten to read Elitist, on a hoodie — Black Elitist Golf Parody Hoodie — Funny Titleist Parody $59.99 Golf ball on a tee with the Titleist script logo rewritten to read Elitist, on a poster Elitist Golf Parody Poster — Funny Titleist Parody $34.99 Buff pink mascot suit hero under a black metal logo reading VEHICULUM NON REGISTRATUM, on a t-shirt — Black Failure To Yield Mascot T-Shirt — Black Metal 90s Comic Meme $24.99 Buff pink mascot suit hero under a black metal logo reading VEHICULUM NON REGISTRATUM, on a hoodie — Black Failure To Yield Mascot Hoodie — Black Metal 90s Comic Meme $59.99 Cosmic horror monster looms as an office worker eats lunch at his desk, retro manga style, on a t-shirt — Black Eldritch Sad Desk Salad T-Shirt — Cosmic Horror Office Joke $24.99