America Runs On Slaughter T-Shirt — Funny Dunkin' Donuts Parody
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You cannot just wake up at 5 AM, put on a weathered hockey mask, and start chasing teenagers through the woods on zero sleep. Stalking is cardio. Machete swinging requires rotator cuff stamina. Before you systematically eliminate a cabin full of hormonally charged camp counselors, you need a large iced regular and a Boston Kreme. This funny horror movie parody shirt is the perfect uniform for your next morning commute to the cursed summer camp.
- Not responsible for what happens if the drive-thru is out of French Vanilla.
- Chainsaws must be left idling in the parking lot.
- The real horror is the artificial sweetener aftertaste.
- Please do not make eye contact with the guy in the William Shatner mask.
Features a comfortable, standard retail fit for high-cardio morning pursuits.
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