Basic Baphomet Sticker — Funny Goth Emotional Support Cup Decal

Hell is empty, and the dark lords are currently carrying 40-ounce pastel hydration vessels through a suburban parking lot. Baphomet didn't endure millennia of occult persecution just for you to suffer from a mild dehydration headache. Drink your water, you beautiful, doomed vessel of flesh.

This funny goth sticker is a monument to the only two things holding your psyche together: a vague allegiance to the dark arts and aggressive, performative hydration. Because when the structural collapse of society finally hits, at least your emotional support cup will keep your iced matcha cold for 24 hours. Perfect for your laptop, bumper, or oversized tumbler.

• Premium vinyl decal that will not fill the gaping existential void in your chest
• Fits comfortably on water bottles, laptops, and cursed artifacts
• Hydrate aggressively, perish eventually

Kiss-cut sticker. 100% durable vinyl. Kiss-cut to shape with the backing left intact. Glossy finish. Indoor decor — not waterproof. UV print, kiss-cut.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.

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Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.