Bestiary of 3 AM Degeneracy — Funny Gargoyle Hoodie

For centuries, these stoic creatures of stone watched over the sacred cathedrals of Europe. Now, they watch over the flickering fluorescent hum of a 24-hour gas station. This exquisite 15th-century style graphic hoodie documents the true nocturnal habits of mythological beasts when they finally get off the clock.

Marvel at the masterfully drawn winged chimera absolutely housing a roller taquito. Witness a hunchbacked gargoyle furiously scratching a $5 lotto ticket with a stolen quarter, while a wyvern rips a mango-flavored box vape by the ice machine. Ancient esoteric art, perfectly applied to the lowest forms of modern vice.

• Historically accurate depictions of terrible life choices
• Zero (0) winning scratch-offs depicted in this funny medieval design
• Vape clouds rendered in painstaking crosshatching
• Banned from the local 7-Eleven since the 1490s

A perfectly degenerate hoodie for your next late-night snack run.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.

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