Bite The Bullet Bubblegum — Sticker

Nothing takes the edge off a sudden, unanesthetized battlefield amputation—or just opening your monthly utility bill—like the sweet, bouncy taste of surgical lead. We took the gruesome 19th-century reality of "biting the bullet" and gave it the bright, groovy 1970s bubblegum branding your daily psychological torment deserves.

Because if you are going to absorb endless, crushing financial and social punishment from an economy that views you as a rapidly depreciating meat-asset, you might as well treat it like a fun little snack. Chew through the pain, baby.

• Flavor lasts exactly as long as the bone saw
• 100% genuine heavy metal (do not swallow)
• Recommended by 4 out of 5 overwhelmed field surgeons
• May cause acute lead poisoning, but rent is still due on the first