Draw Your Damn Boundaries — Funny Therapist Hoodie

Some days, active listening just doesn't cut it. When the inner child refuses to heal and the negative self-talk is getting out of hand, it is time to enforce radical self-compassion the old-fashioned way: at high noon, with a steely glare and a hand hovering over your holster. This funny therapist hoodie is for the mental health professional who is completely out of gentle nods and is ready to violently demand that you recognize your own inherent worth.

Perfect for court-ordered counselors, exasperated life coaches, and anyone whose therapeutic style leans less 'soothing sound bath' and more 'spaghetti western standoff.' We are going to process this trauma, partner, and you are going to forgive yourself, or things are going to get incredibly ugly.

• The fine print:
• Does not constitute a licensed therapeutic intervention or a legal threat
• Efficacy of gunpoint affirmations is currently pending peer review
• Please do not actually quick-draw on your clients, no matter how bad their coping mechanisms are
• May cause spontaneous breakthroughs or sudden compliance

A classic fit hooded sweatshirt that serves as the perfect defense against drafty clinic offices and people who refuse to respect your time.

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