Draw Your Damn Boundaries Shirt — Funny Therapist Tee

Some days, active listening just doesn't cut it. When the inner child refuses to heal and the negative self-talk is getting out of hand, it is time to enforce radical self-compassion the old-fashioned way: at high noon, with a steely glare and a hand hovering over your holster. This funny mental health shirt is for the professional who is completely out of gentle nods and is ready to violently demand that you recognize your own inherent worth.

Perfect for exasperated life coaches, court-ordered counselors, and anyone whose therapeutic style leans less 'soothing sound bath' and more 'spaghetti western standoff.'

• The fine print:
• Does not constitute a licensed therapeutic intervention or a legal threat
• Efficacy of gunpoint affirmations is currently pending peer review
• Please do not actually quick-draw on your clients, no matter how bad their coping mechanisms are
• May cause spontaneous breakthroughs or sudden compliance

An everyday tee that serves as a highly visible warning to anyone about to dump their unexamined trauma in your lap.

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