Elizabeth Holmes Rap Tribute Hoodie — Funny Elizabeth Holmes Theranos
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+ — this one gets you there
- 30-day returns
- A person answers your email
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About this item
Whether you’re secretly running lab tests on commercial Siemens equipment, dropping your voice two octaves for an emergency board meeting, or just staring unblinkingly into the souls of your investors, channel the absolute peak of the sociopathic hustle. Pour a microscopic drop out for the Edison.
- Requires exactly one drop of blood to operate (not really)
- Lowers your vocal register instantly upon contact
- Do not wear around Walgreens executives or Henry Kissinger
- Blinking is strictly prohibited
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
Size guide
True to size, unisex fit. Measurements are the garment laid flat, in inches.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |