Exposed Bone Polish Sticker — Funny Toothpaste Dental Joke
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+ — add this and $15.01 more
- 30-day returns
- A person answers your email
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Surface: White
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About this item
You have pieces of your actual skeleton hanging out of your face in a damp, bacteria-filled cavern, and if you do not aggressively scrub them twice a day, they will rot and fall out of your head. It is time we stop pretending this is a gentle, minty morning ritual. This is grueling industrial hardware maintenance.
Ditch the soft plastic tubes and the euphemisms. We packaged a premium abrasive compound in a heavy-duty automotive shop tin because you are, at your core, just a decaying meat vehicle trying to keep your skull-rocks from rusting. Keep your exposed structural calcium shining like a classic chassis.
- Industrial-grade abrasive for structural facial calcium
- Mint flavor permanently replaced with 'Shop Floor Degreaser'
- Apply with a heavy-duty wire brush or standard issue bristle-stick
- If structural rotting persists, consult your authorized skeleton mechanic
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.