Felony Island Reserve — Molotov Cocktail Vacation Hoodie

Nothing says you have officially logged off for the long weekend quite like a frosty, coconut-scented incendiary device. We took the breezy, sun-soaked aesthetic of an all-inclusive resort commercial and filled it with high-octane accelerant, because sometimes a polite email auto-reply just does not adequately convey your unavailability.

Whether you are incinerating your inbox, dodging another mandatory sync, or just enjoying a relaxing afternoon of light property damage on the beach, this funny vacation hoodie is the only vintage you need. Serve chilled, ignite the rag, and throw your corporate obligations into the sea.

• Tasting notes include toasted coconut, pineapple, and unleaded gasoline
• Please do not apply aerosol sunscreen before throwing
• We are not responsible for lost deposits, melted cabanas, or extradition
• The little paper umbrella is strictly decorative

A classic fit hooded sweatshirt perfect for PTO, corporate rebellion, and avoiding your boss.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.