Felony Island Reserve — Funny OOO Molotov Shirt

Nothing says you have officially logged off for the long weekend quite like a frosty, coconut-scented incendiary device. We took the breezy, sun-soaked aesthetic of an all-inclusive resort commercial and filled it with high-octane accelerant. This funny out of office molotov shirt is for when a polite email auto-reply just does not adequately convey your unavailability.

Whether you are incinerating your inbox, dodging another mandatory sync, or just enjoying a relaxing afternoon of light property damage on the beach, this anti-work graphic tee is the only vintage you need. Serve chilled, ignite the rag, and throw your corporate obligations into the sea.

• Tasting notes include toasted coconut, pineapple, and unleaded gasoline
• Please do not apply aerosol sunscreen before throwing
• We are not responsible for lost deposits, melted cabanas, or extradition
• The little paper umbrella is strictly decorative

Features a comfortable, true-to-size fit perfect for your next heavily redacted tropical vacation.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.