Flock Off Hoodie — Birds Aren't Real Conspiracy Theory Joke

Executed in a gritty, mixed-media punk zine aesthetic, this anti-surveillance hoodie is the official insignia for those who know exactly what those drone cameras are doing. Let the local homeowners association and the precinct know you see them seeing you, and you'd prefer they kindly flock off. The perfect birds aren't real conspiracy gift for the chronically online truth-seeker in your life.

• Does not emit a localized EMP to disable neighborhood watch equipment.
• Birds might not be real, but the panopticon absolutely is.
• Aluminum headgear strictly for the wearer's peace of mind.
• Direct all data privacy inquiries to the nearest aggressively hostile pigeon.

A classic fit pullover ideal for plotting your off-grid escape.

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