Flock Off Hoodie — Funny Anti-Surveillance Camera Pigeon Sweatshirt
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About this item
Executed in a gritty, mixed-media punk zine aesthetic, this anti-surveillance hoodie is the official insignia for those who know exactly what those drone cameras are doing. Let the local homeowners association and the precinct know you see them seeing you, and you'd prefer they kindly flock off. The perfect anti-surveillance gift for the chronically online truth-seeker in your life.
- Does not emit a localized EMP to disable neighborhood watch equipment.
- The birds are real. The cameras bolted to the pole beside them are the problem.
- Aluminum headgear strictly for the wearer's peace of mind.
- Direct all data privacy inquiries to the nearest aggressively hostile pigeon.
A classic fit pullover ideal for plotting your off-grid escape.
Product details
- Base product. Independent Trading Company IND4000
- Material. 70% cotton, 30% polyester (the manufacturer notes fabric composition varies)
- Fabric weight. 10 oz/yd² (340 g/m²)
- Fit. Classic fit
- Details. Fleece lined hood
Split stitch double-needle sewing on all seams
1x1 ribbing at cuffs and waistband
Tear away label - Decoration. Direct-to-garment (DTG) print, front
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Size guide
Independent Trading Company IND4000
Compare with a garment you own, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the garment, not around your body. Measurements are approximate.
| Size | Chest width in / cm | Body length in / cm |
|---|---|---|
| S | 21 / 53.3 | 28.5 / 72.4 |
| M | 23 / 58.4 | 29.5 / 74.9 |
| L | 24.5 / 62.2 | 30.5 / 77.5 |
| XL | 26.5 / 67.3 | 31.5 / 80.0 |
| 2XL | 27.5 / 69.9 | 32.5 / 82.6 |
