Flock Off Poster — Funny Flock Cameras Pigeons
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The city just installed three thousand automated license plate readers in your neighborhood, effectively turning your morning commute into a low-grade panopticon. Fortunately, the legacy avian surveillance assets have gone rogue and decided to start targeting the new hardware. Sometimes nature heals, even when nature is a taxpayer-funded cybernetic sky-rat.
This tribute to avian counter-surveillance is for anyone who looks at a pole-mounted community tracking system and immediately starts rooting for the birds. It is a direct message to the municipal budget committee and the tech startups selling them infinite visibility.
- Not guaranteed to disrupt local police mesh networks or spoof vehicle tracking.
- The pigeons are real, and their rebellion against the surveillance state is deeply valid.
- Do not attempt to feed rogue municipal assets breadcrumbs or unapproved firmware updates.
Ships securely to whatever address you haven't yet scrubbed from the public record. Perfect for your off-grid bunker or home office.
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- Material. 200gsm (5.9 oz/yd) fine art paper
- Details. Museum-grade fine art paper
Pigment inks
For indoor use
Unframed - Decoration. Giclée pigment print
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