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Fully Grown Adult Sticker - Funny Millennial Existential Decal
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+
- 30-day returns
- A person answers your email
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Surface: White
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About this item
Thirty-five years old, deteriorating bone density, and still pedaling a plastic tricycle through the ruins of a functioning economy. We took the sickeningly cute adulting is hard trope and stripped it down to the marrow. You are a fully grown adult getting nowhere fast, furiously mashing the pedals on a toddler's ride-on just to maintain your current level of debt. Pure, unadulterated existential dread wrapped in a deadpan decal for your daily doomscrolling device.
- Approved for ages 30 to inevitable systemic collapse.
- Does not include health insurance, property ownership, or a functioning retirement plan.
- Warning: furious pedaling will not outpace the current rate of inflation.
Kiss-cut sticker. 100% durable vinyl. Kiss-cut to shape with the backing left intact. Glossy finish. Indoor decor — not waterproof. UV print, kiss-cut.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
