Gotta Fence Fast Sticker — Sonic the Hedgehog Converter Thief Parody
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+ — add this and $15.01 more
- 30-day returns
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About this item
Golden rings do not pay the rent anymore. The real money is in the exhaust system of a 2014 Prius. When the local economy tanks, even the fastest creature alive has to pivot from saving woodland animals to aggressive light industrial theft.
A feral Sonic the Hedgehog parody for the modern side hustle. It perfectly captures that unhinged, gremlin-mode urgency of securing the bag (and the exhaust pipe) before the neighborhood watch catches on. For anyone who knows that sometimes you just have to grab the platinum and disappear into the night.
- Palladium current market value not guaranteed
- Do not attempt to spin-dash under a parked sedan
- Will not protect you from neighborhood driveway cameras
- A parody. Not affiliated with or endorsed by Sonic the Hedgehog, who has never once been caught on a doorbell camera.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.