Gourd Groping — Hoodie

Some people celebrate the harvest by drinking spiced lattes or walking through a picturesque corn maze. We prefer to celebrate by having a reanimated corpse aggressively grope two seasonal squash directly on our torso. It is the true reason for the season.

This is the ultimate holiday multitasking: you are engaging in the rich cultural tradition of Halloween while simultaneously participating in the rich cultural tradition of crude visual anatomy jokes. Finally, a festive piece that says, 'I love autumn, and I also respect a heavy handful.'

• The Fine Print:
• Skeletons do not respect personal boundaries.
• Pumpkins graded for density, heft, and structural integrity.
• Will not protect you from actual graveyard incidents.
• Not an acceptable substitute for a clinical exam.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.