Gourd Groping Hoodie — Funny Skeleton Pumpkin Sweatshirt

Some people celebrate the harvest by drinking spiced lattes or walking through a picturesque corn maze. We prefer to celebrate by throwing on a funny Halloween hoodie that features a reanimated corpse aggressively groping two seasonal squash directly on our torso. It is the true reason for the season.

This crude autumn sweatshirt is the ultimate holiday multitasking: you are engaging in the rich cultural tradition of Halloween while simultaneously participating in the rich cultural tradition of crude visual anatomy jokes. Finally, a festive piece of skeleton meme apparel that says, 'I love autumn, and I also respect a heavy handful.'

• The Fine Print:
• Skeletons do not respect personal boundaries.
• Pumpkins graded for density, heft, and structural integrity.
• Will not protect you from actual graveyard incidents.
• Not an acceptable substitute for a clinical exam.

The perfect inappropriately funny gift for anyone who takes spooky season a little too far.