Gourd Groping — Funny Skeleton Halloween Mug

Some people celebrate the harvest by drinking spiced lattes or walking through a picturesque corn maze. We prefer to celebrate by having a reanimated corpse aggressively grope two seasonal squash directly on our morning coffee. It is the true reason for the season. This funny Halloween mug is the ultimate holiday multitasking: you are engaging in the rich cultural tradition of autumn while simultaneously participating in the rich cultural tradition of crude visual anatomy jokes. Finally, a festive piece that says, 'I love October, and I also respect a heavy handful.'

• The Fine Print:
• Skeletons do not respect personal boundaries.
• Pumpkins graded for density, heft, and structural integrity.
• Will not protect you from actual graveyard incidents.
• Not an acceptable substitute for a clinical exam.

An ideal spooky season gag gift for anyone who likes their morning brew with a heavy dose of inappropriate undead behavior.