Gourd Groping — Funny Skeleton Pumpkin Shirt

Some people celebrate the harvest by drinking spiced lattes or getting lost in a picturesque corn maze. We prefer to celebrate by having a reanimated corpse aggressively grope two seasonal squash directly on our torso. It is the true reason for the season. This funny skeleton pumpkin shirt is the ultimate holiday multitasking: you are engaging in the rich cultural tradition of Halloween while simultaneously participating in the time-honored tradition of crude visual anatomy jokes. Finally, an inappropriate autumn tee that says, 'I love the fall foliage, and I also respect a heavy handful.'

• The Fine Print:
• Skeletons do not respect personal boundaries.
• Pumpkins graded for density, heft, and structural integrity.
• Will not protect you from actual graveyard incidents.
• Not an acceptable substitute for a clinical exam.

A genuinely funny Halloween gift for anyone who likes their spooky season with a side of juvenile humor.