Haddonfield Pro Skater Hoodie — Funny Michael Myers

He is silent, he is relentless, and his ollie is absolutely sick. When you are an unstoppable embodiment of pure evil, power-walking after teenagers gets a little stale after four decades. Sometimes you just need to grab a deck, lace up some fresh sneakers, and shred the suburbs while maintaining aggressive eye contact.

Featuring the Shape himself catching air with a butcher knife and a dangerously outdated Austin Powers catchphrase, this glitchy horror collision bridges the gap between 90s nostalgia and cinematic mass murder. Perfect for hitting the local halfpipe or aggressively stalking a babysitter.

• No, he will not do a kickflip on command, he is busy.
• Do not attempt to skate in a rubber William Shatner mask unless you enjoy total loss of peripheral vision.
• Mike Myers and Michael Myers are two very different guys, but they both peaked in the late twentieth century.
• Stabbing is generally frowned upon by local skate park authorities.