Hardcore Bee Allergy Sticker — Funny EpiPen Strongman Tattoo
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+
- 30-day returns
- A person answers your email
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Surface: White
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About this item
Look at this absolute unit. He eats iron, bends steel, and actively sprints away from lavender bushes because a single fuzzy little pollinator will send his respiratory system into total shutdown.
A masterclass in unearned intimidation, for the guy whose primary defense mechanism is an expired EpiPen rattling around the bottom of a gym bag. Flaunt your fatal genetic flaw with the aggressive, hyper-masculine chest piece it deserves.
the fine print:
- Does not grant immunity to yellowjackets
- Consult a physician before flexing in a botanical garden
- Not legally recognized as medical alert jewelry
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.