Hardcore Bee Allergy T-Shirt — Funny EpiPen Strongman Tattoo

Look at this absolute unit. He eats iron, bends steel, and actively sprints away from lavender bushes because a single fuzzy little pollinator will send his respiratory system into total shutdown.

A masterclass in unearned intimidation, for the guy whose primary defense mechanism is an expired EpiPen rattling around the bottom of a gym bag. Flaunt your fatal genetic flaw with the aggressive, hyper-masculine chest piece it deserves.

the fine print:

• Does not grant immunity to yellowjackets
• Consult a physician before flexing in a botanical garden
• Not legally recognized as medical alert jewelry

A hilarious novelty gift for the highly allergic guy who refuses to stop looking tough. Standard unisex fit.

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