I Doxxed Earth Poster — Funny Voyager Golden Record Art

In 1977, a bunch of Ivy League optimists strapped a literal map of Earth to the Voyager probe and fired it blindly into the dark forest of the cosmos. Now, as the inevitable, unspeakable cosmic horrors finally decipher our coordinates and warm up their world-crackers, at least someone is taking accountability.

This vintage rubber-hose pioneer is stepping up to cheerfully admit it made a severe and continued lapse in judgment. Hang this funny sci-fi poster on your wall while staring at the night sky and waiting for the harvest. Because it is not paranoia if we literally handed out our home address to the void on a gold-plated mixtape.

• 100% chance of impending extraterrestrial foreclosure
• Chuck Berry will not save you from the orbital lasers
• The Golden Record translates roughly to 'come and get it'
• Perfect gift for astronomy nerds and cosmic dread enthusiasts

Printed on durable, museum-quality matte paper that will easily outlast human civilization. Ships securely rolled.

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