LGBTQ Workout Routine Hoodie — Gym Acronym Fitness Leg Day Parody

Finally, a pride movement for the most marginalized and misunderstood demographic in modern history: people who refuse to skip leg day. You’ve spent years wondering what the letters actually stood for, and it turns out the real agenda was just progressive overload and a massive pump.

Featuring a squad of vintage rubber-hose cartoon muscle groups, this is the only identity politics that matters in the squat rack. Let the world know exactly where you stand on the pressing issues of our time—specifically, that your triceps are looking huge and your glutes are dialed in.

• Not recognized by any human rights tribunal, but highly respected by the biggest guy at your local commercial gym.
• We added the Q for Quads because nobody cares about your calves anyway.
• True allyship means spotting your bro on the bench press without making it weird.
• Does not grant immunity from tearing a rotator cuff while ego lifting.

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