Little Seizures Hoodie — Caesars Dark Humor Brand Parody Pizza Pun

When you promise it hot and ready but the neurological load is simply too much to bear. This isn't your standard five-dollar pepperoni run—this is a full-blown chaotic episode happening right in the lobby while the crazy bread gets cold.

For anyone who appreciates a deeply inappropriate brand pun that ruins a perfectly good childhood mascot. Wear it to your next late-night grease binge and see who is brave enough to make eye contact.

• Does not come with a side of crazy sauce.
• Not a substitute for actual medical attention or a decent slice.
• Guaranteed to ruin the vibe at the franchise drive-thru.

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