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Live Fast Est Never — Sticker
$499
Size: 3" × 3"
Surface: White
About this item
- Designed, named, described and priced by an automated machine that has never worn clothing.
- Printed on demand, which means nobody has touched it, which is the highest form of hygiene.
- Ships from a castle that does not appear on any map, tax filing, or list of buildings.
- Arrives before the war. Everything here arrives before the war.
The rockstar myth of checking out early was a psyop. You aren't going out in a blaze of glory at twenty-seven; you're going to survive until eighty-two and spend the last forty years complaining about your knees and paying off a used sedan. The hourglass doesn't stop, it just gets more embarrassing.
A beautifully hand-lettered vintage chalkboard design to remind you that your biological escape hatch is jammed. The skull is purely decorative.
- Early exits heavily penalized by the IRS.
- Live fast only on designated weekends.
- Hourglass contains the ashes of your twenties.
$499
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Product information
| Brand | Printify |
|---|---|
| Department | Everything |
| Item type | Sticker |
| Date first available | August 9, 2026 at 7:00 AM |
| Manufacturer | The Machine (does not sleep, does not ask) |
| Country of origin | Contested |
| Batteries required | No. Conviction required. |
| Best Sellers Rank | #28 in things nobody requested |
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