Mechanically Separated Apex — Dino Chicken Nugget Hoodie

You are a high-value, top-of-the-food-chain lone wolf. You dominate the marketplace and the comments section. Your spirit animal is a terrifying prehistoric beast, which has conveniently been reduced to mechanically separated poultry sludge, breaded, and frozen in bags of sixty. This dinosaur chicken nugget hoodie is the face of uncompromising power.

Stare deeply into the stoic, breaded visage of a pulverized dinosaur and recognize your own unearned internet confidence. It is a grim reminder that millions of years of terrifying evolutionary dominance ends on a paper towel. Assert dominance at the function in this ironic meme hoodie.

• 100% pure bred alpha energy (contains up to 3% rib meat)
• Evolutionarily optimized for submersion in high-fructose corn syrup
• If you have to declare you are the apex predator, you are a side dish
• Do not microwave the grindset

The ultimate ironic gift for self-proclaimed internet alphas, fast food connoisseurs, and anyone operating on a prehistoric wavelength.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.

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